hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

so let me get this straight

you begged and convinced me to buy a ticket for the dance which was like $10. then you at the last minute say you can’t go no because you don’t WANT to go because you want to see your boyfriend who you oovoo like three hours a day every single day. so i had to sit at a dance for two hours cold, miserable, and pissed because youre the one who wanted me to buy a ticket. and you didnt even come.

my god.

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

pleatedjeans:

via

spider-mannam-redips:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

I swear she lightened her hair.

ikimaru:

what are poses

(Source: tlsdlrhdwh)

hussiebot:

ariesatelier:

do this was a complete waste of time?!

woah i

reallyu like this????

(Source: cosmicyawn)

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(Source: carlosbaila)

lovecorgis:

Meet Grady, a four year old corgi and my fuzziest friend. He also has earned the title of “hero”. Let me tell you the story:

This afternoon, 3:45, I saw a bottle sitting just inside of the fence. Naturally, I headed to pick it up because I live in a woods and littering can kill the animals.

Grady flipped. He started barking and howling and herded me away from that bottle as fast as his stumps let him. I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, but I let him herd me away because he doesn’t act like this so often. To prove he was just being paranoid to him, I threw a rock at the bottle.

It blew up, scaring me to death. It turns out that the bottle was a Drano bottle bomb, and it could easily have hurt me or killed the corgi. I didn’t take any pictures, and I’m sure the plastic shreds aren’t enough evidence, but this dog is a hero to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and remember that corgis, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

kanmeu:

g9dtier:

I JUST REALIZED NEPETA IS APPARENTLY AS TALL AS EQUIUS

things people like to forget

celestier:

darlingtier asked you: can i have a genderbent vriska pls uvu

what

riddle-my-hiddles:

thelemonadestandoflife:

do you ever just hate a bad guy so much you literally yell at the screen 

“YOU LITTLE SHIT”

and then you sit back and realize

wow they’re meant to be hated they’re doing their job good, well done wow what a good bad guy to actually incite hate rather than pity and make you want to beat them for reals no backsies

and then you love that character because they’re a little shit but they’re a good character 

dearheart42:

starexo:

starexorcist:

jade stark is a thing i want to happen

oh man this started getting notes again and idk the art is terrible but I still love this

#THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE TIME JADE MADE A FULLY FUNCTIONING IRON LASS SUIT #AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH